Things that Amuse Me

My Friday Posts will now include a list of what I think are the freakiest news stories of the week!

1) DON'T TAKE OUR NAME AWARD: "Islanders File Suit Over Term 'Lesbian'" Three islanders of Lesbos, Greece have filed this suit because they are also called Lesbians. The suit asks that the Gay community be barred from using the term. I can't say that I blame them but I am not sure how effective it would be.

2) THE GET IT UP AWARD: A Chilean Town is giving Vigagra to Seniors...FREE! Lo Prado Mayor Gonzalo Navarrete said he launched the program because "an active sexuality improves the overall quality of life." Well, DUH?????

3) DON'T DISPLAY MALE ORGANS AWARD: Florida apparently has nothing better to do than to ban fake testicles on vehicles? Is this really such a widespread problem? Drivers would be fined $60. It just seems like there are other problems to deal with down there!

4) DID YOU FALL OFF THE TURNIP TRUCK YESTERDAY AWARD: A Michigan Professor made a HUGE mistake that cost him his son. He didn't know that Mike's Rock Hard Lemonade had alcohol in it and bought one for his 7-year old son at a ballgame. DUH???

So, this is the weird news of the week!

Have a great weekend!